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notkatniss:

if you thought Syfy couldn’t outdo Sharknado, think again

Syfy’s newest film Ghost Shark is about a shark spirit that can appear where ever there is water

u think youre safe on a slip n slide?????

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NOOO

u think youre safe at a car wash???

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HELL NO

HOW ABOUT RAIN?????

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FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!

U THINK YOUR SAFE IN YOUR OWN BODY????

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YOU 80% WATER„ BITCH!!!! HELL FUCKIN NO!!!

GHOST SHARK STOPS FOR NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need to see that film so bad. Not only is its premise ludicrous, but its shark is so obviously modeled on the shark from JAWS that I can’t believe Universal didn’t sue.

Well, it’s on SyFy in 10 minutes! :D

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